Kent: And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack. Protester: These trees are our national heritage!
:bear with chainsaw hits him away:
Nelson: :to owl: Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself! Skinner: Good lord, acid rain! Willy: :singing: I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feelin'. Aaah! AAAH! It burns like a glisco bikini wax! AAAAH! Marge: Why don't we play Monopoly! Lisa: Which version? We've got Star Wars Monopoly, RastaMonopoly, Galipolopoly, EdnaKrabopoly? Marge: Lets stick to original Monopoly. Bart: You're a little light here, dad. Homer: I'm good for the rest, you know I am! Bart: Well I'd like to trust you, Homer but you've been in jail three times. Homer: They told me it would be like this on the outside. Wiggum: Hello? It sounds like a domestic disturbance. Alright we'll be right back, and don't try anything because Johansen there is a snitch. Lou: Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief. Wiggum: How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night? Robot: I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner. DESTROY! DESTROY! Bart: Hey this is taffy! Homer: Police brutality :takes a bite: and chew-tality! Wiggum: Nice work, Brenda. I'll take it from here. Robot: No way. This is my collar. :wiggum turns robot off: Wiggum: Heh. Too bad real women don't come with these, huh? Homer: Hehehe, you got that right. Wiggum: Quiet you. That counts as your phone call. Lisa: Thanks a lot everybody, now I'll never get into an Ivy League school! Bart: You're going so Stanford, you're going to Stanford! Homer: You're going to Stanford! Lisa: Take it back! Take it back! Homer: Stanford! Homer: No! You are an angel. Like Denzel Washington in "The Preachers Wife" or Will Smith in "Bagger Vance", or Slimer in "Ghostbusters" Milhouse: How come you get a social worker? I'm the one with stigmata! Homer: :drunk: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him! Homer: :talking softly: Here's how it's gonna go down. As a family we drive away. We cover for each other, as a family. It's what Gabrielle would have wanted. Lisa: Look, we can't fall into old patterns, we've gotta think of a plan. Homer: :talking softly: Okay, but talk like this. Lisa: :talking softly: Fine, I'll take like this.. Homer: What!? Family: :singing: We are family! Bart: Our bitter fights are now history! Family: We are family! Homer: Wolves and Cougars ate our roast beef! Marge: You know, we've been through some 280 adventures together, but our bond has never been stronger! Lisa: Could this be the end of our series..... of events? Ginger: Hey stud, where do you keep your wet ones? I need a shower! Ned: Oh we've got a real shower, upstairs! Ginger: Upstairs!? I hit the jackpot! Homer: But I'm going to come back with the greatest gift a husband can give his wife. An annulment from his secret wife! Homer: :gasp: Oooh... oh yeah! Oh that's good. Oh don't stop, oh yeah! Faster! Faster! Faster! FASTER! Oooh you do that like a pro! Marge: Oh no! She's making him a sandwich! Homer: Use both hands! Ginger: Where's my cigarettes? Rod: We flushed your sin sticks down to hell! Todd: Smokers are jokers! Rod/Todd: Smokers are jokers! Ginger: I think I'm gonna throw up! Ned: Who wants to hold mommy's hair?! Amber: You know.. I bet you and me could be friends. I could show you how to put on makeup! Lisa: I'm eight years old! Amber: You could look seven! And I could teach you to count cards! Bart: Nah, I already got a system. Homer: Ah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn. Marge: Homer? Homer: Marge? You're speaking to me!? Marge: Why don't you come inside and we'll talk? Homer: About what? Sports? Bigamy? Marge: Bigamy. Homer: Not a sports fan, huh?
