Bart: I need this candy for school, candy class.. Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home. Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes. Cupcakes to learn. Homer: In the cart. Bart: I'm out of wine... Homer: Cart.
Dr. Hibbert: I've never heard of a baby swallowing a magazine before. And i'm a doctor! Marge: I don't know if it matters... but it was a "Time" magazine. Does that matter? Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag. Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am! Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy. Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible! Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it! Homer: Hurry up, I can't stand here jabbing you all day! Bag Boy: Please, ow, stop, ow! Bag boys have feeling too, you know! Homer: No you don't! Homer: Oooh the bag boys are on strike, oooh I'm shaking! Store Owner: Mr. Simpson please, will you go home? Homer: If I can have this rubber stick! Homer: And on my free African Safari I want to do everything on this box! I want to shoot a Lion in the face, fight Muhammed Ali, and ride in a convertable with two happy zebras. Homer: On the plane, I'm going to need two seats.... for the twins.. Lady: Attention passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzanire. I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. Excuse me, it is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar. Katange: Good night. And don't let the bed bugs paralyze! Marge: Homie, did you remember to tip Katange? Katange: No he did not! Lisa: Wait, Rhino's don't come from eggs! Homer: What did you just see, Lisa? Lisa: I know, bu.. Homer:What did you just see? [ Katange sings an African song in the car. He tells Homer to continue singing, Homer makes up his own lyrics ] Homer: Pff, I've got more bones than that guy, if you're trying to impress me you've failed! Katange: It's not the number of bones, sir it's the.. Homer: You.. have.. failed! Marge: Oh no! It's eating us! Homer: Not a chance! Bart: Wow, dad, how did you do that? Homer: It's a flower... Homer: So I notice your home smells of Faeces.. Joan: Yes... Homer: And not just monkey faeces either.. Joan: Could we talk about something else? Joan: Every morning I get up at 5:30, watch the chimps, eat a quick lunch of roots and water, then more chimp watching. After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed. Homer: You must be the most boring woman on earth. Joan: Possibly, but.. Homer: I mean, I knew scientists wasted their life but geez! Marge: Homer!
