Announcer: And in 1984, Portugal's Carlos Lopez becomes the oldest Olympic marathon runner ever at age 38. Homer: 38!? That's roughly my age! Marge! After a lot of thought... I've decided to run the Springfield marathon!
Marge: Oh please! You get exhausted watching the Twilight Zone marathon! :laughs: I'm a regular Billy Crystal! Bart: :not laughing: You got that right. Homer: I can't believe it! I'm actually running a marathon! Ow! I hit the wall! This is so painful! Hey! I got my second wind, D'oh! Another wall. Marge: Hey! Grampa's running! Lisa: That's not Grampa, dad's just dehydrated! Bart: Please mom! My dream is to be a rockstar! Homer: And my dream is to get rid of Bart! How many lives must you ruin! Marge: Oh okay! Bart/Nelson/Ralph/Milhouse: :singing without synthesizer:
Party Posse we rule the earth, the greatest band since music's birth! Party Posse Song: 'Special Girl' Party Posse Song: 'Spell Out What You Mean To Me' L.T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big.. and you stood in their way! Skinner: No I didn't! I even came in early and made Orange drink! L.T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your momma? Skinner: She lives with me! Milhouse: :gasp: It's N'Sync!
-N'Sync entrance music- N'Sync: ..Word! Nelson: What brings you to Springfield? N'Sync: We saw your band formation notice in the paper. Bart: Really? You saw our BFN? N'Sync: I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse! Word! N'Sync: Dudes, we've gotta go. Our clothes are getting a little out of date! / To the bandana republic! / Word!
-N'Sync exit music- Bart: Now we gotta send them a basket! Music Video Presenter: Wooooo! That was the latest ad for Strydex pads! Medicated! Okay comin' at ya, a world premiere video from P-squared. That's the Par-tay Posse! WoooOOOoo! Yeah! Alriiiiight! ................ Rock! WoooOoo! Party Posse Song: 'Yvan Eht Nioj' Homer: Yvan Eht Nioj! You've gotta love that crazy chorus! Lisa: What does it mean? Homer: Eh, it doesn't mean anything. Like ramalanga ding dong, and give peace a chance. Lisa: Otto! What are you doing? Otto: I dunno! I just got an urge to join the Navy. Lisa: You're being brainwashed! Otto: Yeah, probably. Yvan Eht Nioj! L.T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal. Lisa: Super liminal? L.T. Smash: I'll show you.... HEY YOU! Join the navy! Carl: Yeah, alright. Lenny: I'm in! Homer: Hehe... here comes the jealousy bug! Gonna get ya! Lisa: Hey Homer: Gonna get ya! Lisa: Cut it out! You're a grown man! Homer: :gasp: I wanna go home now! Party Posse Song: 'Four Sweet Years Of Love' Party Posse: :singing the above song, and the voice Synthesizer stops, revealling the band's true colors: Mad Magazine Guy: Why don't we call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond'. Hehehehe! N'Sync: We heard what you said / Yeah, heard it old school! Milhouse: :gasp: It's N'Sync! N'Sync: Can the chit-chat, Milhouse. We've got just the song you need to defuse this whack-attack. / Defuse it, old school! Homer: About time! Milhouse: Radical! Nelson: Awesome! Ralph: I can't read! Nelson: Nobody pouts going into a jiggy! Milhouse: Yeah, that's stupid! Ralph: I wanna twirl! Bart: Aw man, we could have been on the cover of 'Mad' Nelson: They called me.. Smellson! Hahahaha! Homer: Smellson! It's funny 'cuz you small. Ahahahaha! N'Sync: Y'know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy! / But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla / And don't forget pirates / And Jellyfish / Those wackin vertebraes will sting you, old school! / So check out the Navy for a two or four year hitch! / We signed J.C. up yesterday! J.C.: Wha.... NOOOOOOO!
