Announcer: So! How much did you love Blocko-Land!? Boy: It was alright I guess...
Homer: Kids... how would you... like to go to... Blocko Land!? Lisa/Bart: Meh Homer: But... the TV gave me the impression tha.. Bart: We said "meh" Lisa: M-e-h. Meh. Marge: Well I'd like to go.. how bout you Maggie? Maggie: :delighted squeal, gets in car seat, jumps to door: Family: Awwwww! [they stop when they realize maggie has started the car up] Homer: Maggie, No! Lisa: We have our choice of rectangle land, cube country, or squaresville. Marge: Squaresville sounds pretty cool! Homer: Hehehe... I am a robot, do what I say, hehehehe. I am a washing machine, do what I say, hehe. Bart: Owww... Why did I get this Lego shirt? Marge: Don't you mean Blocko shirt? Bart: Right, right.. "Blocko" shirt. Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall.. aka. Blocko Land. So don't even try! Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children? Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday, and then again as they were going to sleep. Marge: I'm sure the gift shop will replace the missing piece. Homer: You're right honey. You hear that kids, the Simpsons are going to Blocko Land! Homer: Those bullies are gone now! Snake: You idiot! They were beating out my shirt fire! Homer: My heart was in the right place, jerk. Homer: Got a problem, Bart? Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me. Lisa: :childish singing: Bart's got a girlfriend! Bart: No I don't, that's the problem. Lisa: :childish singing: Bart's got a problem! Homer: The satisfaction of helping another human being is all the thanks I etcetera. Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff. Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club. Guy: Nope, this is the equipment shed. Homer: Is that it? Guy: That's where we keep the water heater.. Homer: Is.. Guy: That's a tractor. Homer: I see. Homer: How long have I been out here? Bart: All night, you were yelling at the swing. Homer: I was? But I love the swing. Howard: Well I think I know tomorrow's headline. "Local Man Is Liar". Reporter: Hey, that is a good headline! Ralph: His tummy sounds angry, daddy! Chief Wiggum: Yeah, that's his stomach eating itself! Duffman: Duffman has a bad feeling about this! Howard: Can it, Sid! Duffman: :talking normally: Why don't you can it, Howard!? Homer: I'm wasting away! Oh.. I'm down to a "B-Cup". Albuquerque Mayor: Looks like we'll have to steal some other Baseball team. See what Dallas wants for the cowboys. Assistant: Uh, that's a football team, sir. Albuquerque Mayor: They'll play what I tell them to play.
