Magician: Okay Marge and who's that gentleman you're with? Marge: That's no gentleman that's my husband!
Magician: Don't worry Marge, you won't feel a thing. You'll feel four things! Homer: :whispering: He's very gooood!
:the knives fall and monkeys appear in her place:
:gasp: So she was made of chimps!
Bart: Cool gift shop! Ages 8 - 80. That's me! Dad! Will you get me this magic kit? Homer: Gee, I wish I could, son, but we already left the gift shop! Marge: Why are you frosting that old throw-pillow? Homer: I could ask you the very same question! Bart: Wow! Look at all this lute! What shall we buy first? Homer: A singing rubber fish of course! Homer: Dog for sale! Dog for sale! Dr. Hibbert: How much for the dog? Homer: Oh, he's not for sale. Homer: Dad? Abe: That's right! :smokes a pipe: Bart: You don't smoke a pipe! Abe: That's right! :coughs: Bart: That's not an FBI badge! Homer: Colgate Cavity Patrol!? Ohhh. Homer: Let's all hit the hay. Marge: It's 10 in the morning. Homer: I guess you haven't heard of chloroform. Judge: Mr foreman. Has the jury reached a verdic? Cletus: I believe we was promised five dollars a day? A'ight then... GUILTY! Homer: And then I lied to you all :cries: so did Bart :resumes crying: Otto: Hey everybody! Surf's up! Bart: Cowabunga!
(perhaps one of the weirdest episode endings ever)
