Homer: It's hopeless! Bart: Or.. is it? Homer: Yeah, it's hopeless! Bart: I said or is it?
Homer: Uh, honey, there's a point in every father's life
when he blows up his daughter's room. Lisa: Oh yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's
room!
:an explosion is heard in the background: Homer: Do you have any friends or family you can stay
with? Lisa: You've ruined all my stuff! Homer: Oh, c'mon. Tell us how we can make
it up to you. Hey.. pretend it's your birthday! Lisa: It is my birthday! Bart: That's the spirit, now whad'ya wanna
do? Lisa: Well, the book festival starts today.. Homer: Anything at all, you name it, whad'ya
wanna do? Marge: So, Mr. King. What kind of tale
of horror are you working on now? Stephen King: Oh I don't feel like writing
horror right now. Marge: Oh, that's too bad. Stephen King: I'm working on a biography
of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man.
He discovered electricity, and used it to torture
small animals and mountain men. And that KEY he
tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES
OF HELL!!!!!!!!!! Marge: Well.... let me know when you get
back to horror. Stephen King: Will do! Dr. Nick: With my diet, you can eat
all you want, any time you want. Marge: And you'll lose weight? Dr. Nick: Err... you might! It's a free
country! Krusty: Name? Bart: Hey, it's me... Bart! Your biggest
fan! Krusty: Eh, good for you, cuz I wanna....know
that all my fans are... you know :mumbles: Bart: KtC? Krusty: Hey this pen's gotta last me all
day. Now if you could up-pup-up-up-up! Yeah.. Krusty: We slept late into the morning,
and then... Sophie's Mom: My god! I'm late for my mission! Krusty: Here's your mission. Get down with
the clown! Sophie's Mom: No, not now! I'm supposed
to asassinate Saddam! Krusty: Wait, you can't kill Saddam! He's
half my act! Krusty: When I came to, she was gone. And the war had
been over for eight months. Krusty: Listen kid, I'm not the kind of dad who you know,
does things or says stuff or looks at you. But
the love is there! Homer: Well, I won't lie.. Fatherhood isn't easy. Like
motherhood. But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Except for some mag wheels. Oh man that would
be sweet! Homer: Anywho the key to fathering is don't overthing.
Because overthinking is um.... what were we talking
about? Ooh, a clown! Hehehe! Sophie: Do you play? Krusty: Nah, I guess musical talents skips
a generation. Like diabeties! You might want to
look out for that too. Krusty: I tried the 'got your nose'
bit on her. Didn't fool her for a second! Homer: My uncle still has my nose. Homer: :singing: Owimo-weh Owimo-weh (The Lion Sleeps
Tonight) Fat Tony: Don't do that. Scene: The Simpsons are watching a Dawson's Creek
episode. Homer: Marge.. may I play Devil's Advocate for a moment? Marge: Sure, go ahead!
:scene changes to Homer playing an arcade game
named 'Devil's Advocate': Homer: Stupid game... now, what were we
talking about? Homer: This is perfect! If I know Fat Tony, which I don't,
he'll be distracted by his hosting duties! Fat
Tony: I have learned that someone in this
room is a squealler. We've narrowed it down to
either Johnny Tight-Lips, or Frankie the Squealler. Frankie: Okay It's me, I can't help it!
I just like Squeallin'. It makes me feel big!
:Homer
has a plan that fails:
Fat Tony: Then it's decided. Our website name
will be crime.org.
