Skinner: Now be careful with those video cameras, children! In order to buy them the school board had to eliminate Geography. This globe will never spin again. Skinner: Now class, I want you to be creative with your video projects. I don't want to see surdy Blair Witch knock-offs! Nelson: Stop hitting yourself: take 1. Stop hitting yourself! Milhouse: Ooow! Nelson: Stop hitting yourself! Milhouse: Ow! Nelson: Stop hitting yourself! Milhouse: Ooow! Bart: Tonight, on the discovery channel.. inside Lisa's nose. What will we find? Boogers, or Nazi gold? Lisa: Bart, quit it! Bart: No way... Lisa: Bart sleeps with Raggedy Andy! Bart: Cut, cut cut! Bart: Otto, a red traffic light means what? Otto: No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony! Milhouse: Otto's got a girlfriend, Otto's got a girlfriend! Otto: That's right, I do! Milhouse: I know you do..... baby! Otto: Becky... you are my rose.... will you let me be your thorn? Becky: Oh Otto, of course my answer is.. Otto: Oh woah, wait wait wait this solo is kickass! Becky: Honey could you turn it down? Otto: Okay but this better be worth it! Becky: Yes, I will marry you. Otto: Cool.. Marge: Let's see.. candles, flowers, placecards, rice... Lisa: Oh mom, you're not supposed to throw rice anymore! Birds eat it, their stomachs swell, and they explode! Bart: Why am I just learning this now!? Otto's Father: Your mother and I don't approve of this marriage, as we have not approved of any of your life to date.. Otto: Well the important thing is, you came... Otto's Father: We're leaving... Otto: Drive safe! Bart: So, any words for the bride and groome? Skinner: Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate.. Bart: You don't seem to be trying very hard... Homer: *whispering* In about 15 minutes.. I'd take off that wedding dress or you're going to look craaazy. Lisa: Moe, can I give you some shrimp for the road? Moe: Nah, I'll just take the ring pillow, and these uuh.. seven presents I brung. Aaah, you know what, cram some shrimp in, too. Head to tail, that way you can fit more. How 'bout some sauce? Thanks. Bart: A man innocently changes his oil when.. a two tonne car comes crashing down! Crashing.... down! Oh... who would have thought you could hold up a car with a wicker basket? Homer: What are these things in the mashed potatoes? Becky: That's the skins. I left them on. Marge: Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos... Homer: NO! Oh Becky.. your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, god! Marge: Well I guess I'll go roll socks... it's not hip, but it has to be done. Becky: Actually you could just tie them at the ends. That way the elastic doesn't wear out. Marge: Yesss I hate when things get worn out, mmhmm, socks... welcomes... Chief Wiggum: I dunno Simpson. How do I know you didn't cut your own breaks? Marge: Why would I do that!? Chief Wiggum: I dunno.. get some attention from a handsome police officer? Marge: That's crazy! Becky: I found an apartment, and I'm moving out! Lisa: Oh no! Homer: Oh, Becky. I think I speak for all of us when I say... when's the ice cream gonna get here? Marge: This isn't over, Becky! I know where you live! My house! Man: Marge Simpson, you give us no choice but to declare you utterly... Marge: I'm NOT INSANE! Man: You didn't let me finish.... INSANE! Lisa: Shouldn't we be out there trying to find her?! Homer: Don't worry, she'll show up here sooner or later. To finish off Becky. Then we'll have mommy back. Bart: The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out! Homer: I hear she mates with men, then eats them! Marge: Maybe I am insane. I mean, I am talking to myself. Hans Moleman: You are? Oh I thought i'd made a friend!
