Homer: Lets go Marge, c'mon! c'mon! c'mon! Marge: Homer you know I had a gambling problem. Homer: Well what better place to celebrate your recovery than a midst of friendly excitement of the casino floor?
Indian: If you want to see your future, throw a treasured personal item in the fire! Bart: Okay :tosses firecracker: Indian: Not a firecracker! Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation! Indian: That's crazy talk! Bart: No, it's true. Indian: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him. Nelson: But I can only pay you in popcorn shrimp, smell ya later! Bart: I can't believe "smell ya later" replaced goodbye. Pimple Guy: Smell ya later! Ralph/Bart: Smell ya later! Bart: What happened to you man, you used to be cool. Homer: I'm still cool! Bart: Nah! You've changed, man. Homer: Well, I do have this robotic prostate, but you can't see it! Oh you can. Bart: I knew you'd need some help keeping it real, so I figured I could be like your.. co-president! Lisa: Co-president? Are you crazy? Bart: Mom! Lisa won't share! Marge: Be nice to your brother Lisa! Marge: So what did everyone do today? Lisa: Appointed a supreme court justice! Bart: Bewitched marathon! Homer: Searched for Lincoln's gold! Lisa: Dad, that's just a myth. Lincoln didn't hide any gold in the white house! Homer: Then what is his ghost protecting? Lisa: Bart, you do not send a billion dollar helicopter to pick up your drinking buddy! Bart: You've changed, Lisa! You used to be cool! Lisa: No I didn't! Marge: Wait! How do you know this is where Lincoln buried the gold, you just started counting from an arbitrary place! Homer: I started what from a what? Marge: Your plan makes no sense. Homer: Gold bars discovered by Marge... zero. Gold bars discovered by Homer, well lets just see! :wrecks floor: Marge: Gold bars discovered by Homer? Homer: Shut up... Lisa's Refund Adjustments Speech - Bart interrupts with his music. Lisa: Bart, we're having a meeting! Bart: We had a meeting this morning! Lisa: I have a lot of meetings, I'm the president! Bart: Of what, The United States of Dorksylvania? Guy: Hey, there's an embarassment to riches, at the Ceasers Powow Indian Casino. You can bet on it! Bart: You put an ad in my vision? Indian: Yah, Crazy Talk came up with that. He got the idea from dances with focus groups. Chinese Guy: You pay now! Now! Bart: What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.. Chinese Guy: Hey China's still cool! You pay later! Later! Bart: Why did a vision of my future include a story about Homer and Lincoln's gold? Bart: You're not going to believe it, Lis'. This cool Indian guy showed me our future. Lisa: Really, anything good? Bart: I'll say. I've got my own band. And a moped! Lisa: What about me? Bart: Ah, some Government job.
