Guy In Duff Suit: Drink Duff! :silent: ..responsively. Drink Duff! :silent: ..responsively.
Duffman: Duff beer is brewed from hops, barley, and sparkling clear mountain... what? Titania: Goat! Duffman: Eh.. close enough! Homer: Aah! You can really taste the goat! Titania: Eew! You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things! Oh Yeah! Marge: Kids, would you like a balloon? Bart: Yeah right mom, then I'd like a rattle and a wowwypop... actually I would like a wowwypop. Lisa: Those balloons won't biodegrade for ten thousand years! And if Bart gets a wowwypop I want a wowwypop. Moe: Am I really that ugly? Carl: Moe it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald and fat? Moe: Plastic surgery huh? Maybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser. Carl: I dunno, plastic surgery might make you look good on the outside but you still might feel bad on the inside. Moe: But I'd look good on the outside, right? Carl: Yeah, but you'd feel bad on the inside. Moe: Plastic surgery it is! Bart: Okay, don't panic. I'll get the bikes! Lisa: I hope they're hover bikes.. Bart: Oh man that would be so awesome! Nurse: Oh boy, what a mug! Doctor: Yeh, you should see his genitals, would you like to see them? Moe: I'm awake here. Doctor: Hey this isn't anisthetic it's new car smell. Moe: Homer, did you hear that? She called me handsome! Me! It's like I've gone to heaven. Wait a minute.. I died on the operating table didn't I? Homer: Hehe, yeah but just for a minute. It's a funny story, I'll tell you some time. Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H20. Oh Yeah! Moe: Hey Duffman, lets see how you like a sticker on your face! Duffman: Duffman, can't breathe. Oh no! Oh! Moe: I'd been called ugly, pug ugly, phugly, pug phugly, but never ugly ugly. Moe: Why who are you? Homer: I'm an angel from the future! Lady: Angel? Guy: What the F<beep>dge! Moe: Well I guess that wraps it up, hey there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no.. :episode ends:
