Kent: Hello! I'm Kent Brockman! :few claps are heard: Britney: And I'm teen sensation.. Britney Spears! :huge applause: Kent: And I'm Kent Brockman! :applause disappears, a cough is heard: ..... With.. Britney Spears! :applause:
Britney: Tonight, we'll be recognising outstanding members of.. Kent: The.. Britney: Springfield Community! Homer: This is my year Marge, everyone knows I'm what makes this city great! Marge: I dunno, there's a lot of buzz around Lenny. Homer: Oh, why wont anyone give me an award? Lisa: You won a grammy! Homer: I mean an award that's worth winning... Mr. Burns: Now, if the house catches fire, I want you to call this number! Marge: Uh huh, the fire department... Mr. Burns: Yes! They're new, but they're good! Homer: A mechanical dressing deally, watch this, Marge!
:he steps into the machine, screams of pain are heard:
Now I'm ready to hit the town! Mr. Burns: Lets see, social security number. Nought nought nought nought nought nought nought nought two. Damn Roosevelt! Cause of parents death? Got in my way... Homer: LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL! Marge: Hmm, I know what the other eleven forks are for, but what do you do with this one? Homer: :posh: Why Marge, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it! Marge: Homer, watch your la... oooh, that's a life saver! Marge: Homer, did you jimmy open Mr. Burns's liquor cabinet? Homer: Jimmy is such an ugly word Marge. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits... Homer: Operator, give me Thailand! T.. I... and so on.. Homer: Hello, Thailand? How's everything on your end? Uh huh. That's some language you got there. And you talk like that 24/7, huh? Marge: All I'm saying is don't get too comfortable. Mr. Burns will be back tomorrow. Homer: Marge, you're right. We do have to have a party. Marge: Party? No! No parties! Homer: What about... par-tay's? Marge: No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials! Moe: You know I can't sell you no beer till 2pm on account of it's Sunday. Homer: Huh? If you can't sell beer what are Lenny and Carl doing here? Carl: Huh? Oh we're just watching the sun move across the sky. Lenny: When it gets to here, we can drink again! Homer: Gentlemen, get off your knees! Your rich uncle Homer is throwing the wildest box social the high seas have ever seen! ................... And you're invited!
Captain McAllistar: Darr, I now pronnounce ya, man and cow. Please accept these illegal fireworks with my blessing. Yarr!
Bart: Hey coast guard! Try and stop us now, you lousy Americans. Coast Guard: We can't hear you. Come 300 feet closer. Bart: Nice try, you're not gonna nail us! Coast Guard: But we just want to party! Bart: Oh really, then play some rock music! Coast Guard: :makes guitar sounds. Bart and Homer join in:
Moe: They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!!
Lenny: Some party Homer. Homer: Shut up, net face! Lenny: Hey, you're in the net too! Homer: I said shut up, net face!
Homer: Just because we're not rich doesn't mean we don't have.... Oh I can't even finish! I want to be rich!
:cries, credits roll up, still crying: Like these guys! OOoh! Look at all these rich people here! Not as rich as they should be of course. But still rich! Oooh Look at all the big money! Look at all the names that own money.. and have lots of money. Awww. He's poor. But look at all the other people that aren't p.. Oh, look at all the people who could buy and sell me! I should send a list of these names to the IRS. I'm taking them all down! Oh, look at all the rich people! OOOOH! Look at that rich uh.. Gracie Films: Shh! Homer: Don't shush me you rich bastard!
