Kent: Residents are advised to stay inside unless you wear sunscreen or are very very hairy. Experts recommend a class 9 or Robin Williams level of hair coverage.
Bart: Oh, I am sooo bored. Milhouse: I can't wait till we're teenagers. Then we'll be happy. Bart: Alright! Silly string. Haha. You're Milhouse. Milhouse: Who wets their bed now, huh? Milhouse! Bart/Milhouse: :singing: Sisters are doing it for themselves! Homer: Hey, why is this door locked? Bart: Oh no, it's dad! Homer: What's goin on! And I want a non-gay explanation! Skinner: Good lord, do we really need all those ramps? Fat Tony: Who's to say? Does a peacock need all those feathers? Marge: What will become of our kids? Homer: Where are the refreshments? Skinner: Now you keep asking me that, and I keep telling you, over there! Skinner: As for the school, we are exploring various options to raise the 200 thousand dollars we need. Flanders: I've got a motor-home I never use, maybe we should raffle it off? Homer: Maybe you should shut up. Flanders: Oh.. kay. Teacher: I'm gonna find out what you really love in life, and teach to that. What are you passionate about, partner? Bart: Boogers! Bart: You know what our homework is? Find a toy and bring it to class! Marge: Boy, that sounds fun! Bart: I know, but I'm still not going to do it! Ralph: Fun toys are fun! Teacher: Well said, Ralph! But we're trying to come up with a name for a toy. Janey: Mrs. Fun? Teacher: Not bad.. Ralph: Fun? Teacher: Ralph, there are no right or wrong answers, but if you don't pipe down I'm giving you an F. Chief Wiggum: This better be important, Lisa. I left Ralphie alone in the bathtub.. Ralph: Daddy, I'm ready to get out now, over! Homer: Uh, is this going to be like one of those horror movies where we open the door and everything's normal and we think you're crazy but then there really is a killer robot and the next morning you find me impaled on the weather vane? Is that what this is, Lisa? Lisa: I don't understand, I could swear it was right here. Chief Wiggum: Yeah right, mop top, and I'm Ed Sullivan. :clears throat: Really big shoe... uh.. No wait I can do it better... :perfect impersonation: Really big shoe... really big! That's it. Guy: How did you get past Gary Coleman? Bart: Lets just say he's a few prongs short of a Galaxy. Ms. Nagel: I'm sorry Gary, there's no longer a place for you here. Gary Coleman: Watchu talkin' bout Ms. Nagel? Ms. Nagel: That is so adorable! You're re-hired! Gary Coleman: Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talking about. Ms. Nagal: But hey, we did screw you a little so, here's a free Funzo! Bart: Deal! Naha! Bart: Hey, why is it destroying other toys. Lisa: They must have programmed it to eliminate the competition. Bart: You mean like Microsoft? Lisa: Exactly. Homer: My wife always makes too much stuffing and sweet potatoes and all and oh heck, would you like to spend Christmas with us? Gary Coleman: No way! I'm having Christmas at George Clooney's house!
