Geek: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster. Marge: Does anyone need that much porno? Homer: :drools: One million times... Marge: I tried greasing the bucket with bacon fat but your father kept eating it. Homer: Couldn't you try a non-delicious fat? Oh, there's no such thing! Faith Healer: What hails you my son? Cletus: I done spraint me elbie-bone, so it goes in de opposite direction. Faith Healer: The power of faith compells you! Take that! Cletus: Praise tha lord! Nelson: Go forth and spread the word........ spread it! Kids: Yaaaaaah! Lisa: The bucket came off dad's head because the bright lights heated it causing the metal to expand! Bart: Heat makes metal expand... now who's talking mumbo jumbo? Sideshow Mel: He's kicking it, old school! Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers! Homer: Can't make a float without flowers... Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again? Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah. Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps it's time to fight razzle with dazzle
:picks up guitar plays badly, starts singing: Mi..Michael row.... row.... row the boat.. Todd: Is he killing that guitar, daddy? Ned: Yes, son.. Song: [ Testify - by Bart Simpson + Others ] Runtime 1:09 Homer: Okay, who needs another lamb rack? Lisa? Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered? Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness. Singers: I've had.. the half time of my life! And I owe it all to S.U. Bart: Why won't anybody listen to me? I don't have any special powers! I am not a healer! Dr. Hibbert: Fine... more money for me!
