Lisa: I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires. Homer: But it was worth it to get back our super sugar crisp cereal. :singing: Can't get enough of that sugar crisp! Homer: Hey Maude, look who's helping me clean the chimney! Maude: Neddy? Where've you been? Homer: :as Ned: Hi Maude... diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Homer... diddly! Homer: What I'd like to say is.. we're still looking for the real killers. Anyway in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.. Marge: Stop winking! Homer: Yallow? Mysterious Voice: I know you're alone! Homer: Uh... who is this? Mysterious Voice: Is this... Maude Flanders? Homer: No it's Homer... Moe: Oh! Hey Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialed the wrong number. Milhouse: Check it out Lisa! I'm Radioactive Man! Lisa: I don't think the real Radioactive Man wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it! Milhouse: He would on Halloween! Song: [ Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl theme ] Frink: Yes, over here, m-hay, m-haven... in episode BF12, you were battling Barbarians while riding a winged apoluser (?) yet in the very next scene my dear, you're clearly atop a winged arabian! Please do explain it! Lucy Lawless: Uh, yeah, well whenever you notice something like that.. a wizard did it! Frink: Yes, alright, yes, in episode AG04.. Lucy Lawless: Wizard! Frink: Oh for glaven out loud.. Bart: You know what our homework is? Find a toy and bring it to class! Marge: Boy, that sounds fun! Bart: I know, but I'm still not going to do it! Lucy Lawless: Come here you... Xena needs Xex! Lucy Lawless: Now lets get you kids home! Lisa: Wait a minute, Xena can't fly. Lucy Lawless: I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless. Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now! Homer: Wonders Lisa... or blunders? Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said. Homer: Implied Lisa... or implode? Homer: Thankyou sweet clown. In death you saved us all! Krusty: I'm not dead! Homer: I can still hear his voice on the wind. Guy: Name please!
Homer: Certainly. I'm.. the piano genius from the.. movie Shine! Guy: Uh huh, and your name is? Homer: Uuh, Shiny McShine?
Guy: You're the ship's proof reader, welcome aboard. Now, before you enter you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one paren.. Lisa: Mom!
Pauly Shore: Gonna work on my tennage.. buuddy! Tom Arnold: Pauly Shore, wow! Hey, we should do a show together man. That's a sure cure for the blues!
Rosie O'Donnell: Come on everybody, sing along! :sings: Clang clang clang with the trolley! This side only. Crowd/Rosie: Ding ding ding with the bell! Zing zing zing with my heartstrings, from the moment I saw him I fell! Bart: Don't worry dad. We'll be dead in 5 minutes! Homer: Not fast enough!
