Snake: Duuuuuuude (dies) Wiggum: Alright, now lets get this carcas over to the hospital and carve it up for organs!
Dr. Nick: This is genuine human hair! Homer: This is legal, right? Dr. Nick: Sure... whatever. Dr Nick: These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream..... aaahhhh.... Hiiiiii Everybodyyy. Marge: If your fly weren't open you'ld look just like Roger Moore! Kent Brockman: And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, A Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Lisa: Of course! The transplant. Somehow Snakes hair must be controlling.. Marge: Oh please, Lisa, everyone's already figured that out. Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad! Homer: But I look so useful and hunky! Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szylak, and Apu Nahasa-pasa-... uh, just Moe. Chief Wiggum: Now that's what I call a bad hair day! (Everybody laughs) Marge: May I remind you that two people are dead.... oh wait, I just got it. <giggle> Krusty: Hey hey! Tonight I'm going to suck.......... your blood! Homer: (singing) Mama took those batteries. She took em away. Mama took those batteries, Size double A. Scratchy: (to snowball) You're beauteeeful Marge: Aww, somebody's in love. That means you have to be nuded! Scratchy: Noooooooooo! Bart: What's wrong with Stinky? Marge: She's teething. Look, her very first baby tooth! Homer: Aww, Eeugh, just lost my appetite. Lisa: Me too Homer: Wait, mine came back! (eats lisa's and his food) Homer: Is there anything you can perscribe doctor? Dr. Hibbert: Fire! And lots of it! Marge: Hmm, that's your cure for everything! Kang: Holy Flurking Schnit! Homer: (gasp) You intergalactic hussy (starts crying... stops suddenly).. was he better than me? Marge: It all happened about two years ago. There I was having a great time in the backyard when without warning, I was abducted by aliens. Voice: Warning, Warning, prepare to be abducted! Kodos: You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: The back seat of a Camero, an Aeroplane Bathroom, a friends wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater. Homer/Kang: [on the Jerry Springer show... lots of swearing going on, can't type out it all because it's too crammed] Jerry Springer: What the **** get this ******* baby off **** son of a *****. [everyone except marge gets in a fight] Marge: I'm so ******* embarassed.
