Krusty: Hey kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty! Krusty: How much do you love me? Kids: With all our hearts! Krusty: What would you do if i went off the air? Kids: We'd kill ourselves! Apu: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
"Krusty": Hand over all your money in a paper bag! Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery, I do work in a convenience store you know. Apu: You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. Krusty: Hey, hey, what's going on here? Chief Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Krusty: What is this, a joke? Homer: The reason I look unhappy is because tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters. Or as I call them, the "gruesome twosome" Selma: So, the truth comes out! Marge: Well, who knows. Maybe it'll turn out he was innocent all along. Homer: Earth to Marge, earth to Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y Judge Snyder: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty: Guilty, your honor. *gasps surround the courtroom* Oh. Heheh. I mean, not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor. Lisa: Noooo, don't you get it, Bart? How could Krusty have been reading a magazine if he can't read? Apu: Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off! Sideshow Bob's Closing Song Every time we say goodbye, I die a little.
Every time we say goodbye, I wonder why a little.
Every time we say goodbye....
Goodbye. Sideshow Bob: Let's try to remember Krusty, not as a hardened criminal, but as that loveable jester who honked his horn and pottered around in his little car. Bart: And shot you out of a canon. Sideshow Bob: And shot me out of a canon. Yeeeess.. we will never forget that, will we?
