Bart: First dibs, I get to lick the beaters.... woah, ah ah ah.. liza, by tung iz tuck in de beeterz. by tung! Homer: You really thought I forgot didn't you! Bart: Oh right. What did you get her, dad. Lisa: Yeah, what did you get. Homer: Oh a very... thoughtful gift... but it's a surprise. You know it's a very beautiful morning. I think I might take a stroll around the block! [runs downstairs, races off in car] Lisa: I think he forgot, mom. Bowling Man: What size shoes do you wear. Marge: Never you mind! Bowling Man: You can't wear street shoes on the lanes, you gotta wear bowling shoes, what size please? Marge: Hm... 13AA. Bowling Man: 13AA! This is the closest I've got, a 9 and a 15. Homer: Your mother always gets to be with you and now it's my turn.......................... does the time always drag like this? Jaques: Quite smooth, isn't it. Marge: Hmm, very smooth. Jaques: Smooth? Marge: Yes, very. Jaques: Yes? Marge: Yes. Jaques: Yes? Marge: Smooth. Jaques: Smooth? Marge: Yes. Jaques: Yes. Lisa: Right now, I'm in Stage 3, fear. You're in Stage 2, denial. Bart: No I'm not. Lisa: Yes you are! Bart: No I'm not. Lisa: Yes you are! Bart: AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT! Lisa: I stand corrected. Helen Lovejoy: [meets Jaques and Marge having brunch together] Bart: [plays baseball with Homer, whacks him on the head with a ball, Homer faints] Bart: You told me, when something's bothering you, and you're too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your damn mouth shut. That way you wont make things worse.
