Homer: Lisa! Lisa are you still in there? What's the problem!? You fall in? Hehehe. LISA! :she comes out: Bart: Sorry dad! Women and children first! Marge: I'm sorry everybody. I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you. Bart: Well mom, One of us has stuffed down enough cupcakes over the last 3 decades to keep... Homer: BART! Gym Teacher: Lisa, we are playing dodge ball here. The object of the game is to avoid the ball by weaving or ducking out of it's path! Lisa: In other words... to dodge the ball. Homer: I have feeling too. You know, like.... my stomach hurts, and... I'm going crazy! Homer's Dream: Homer and Bart are characters in the boxing game. Homer wakes up, screaming his head off. Lisa: Thanks, Mr. Murphy! Bleeding Gums: My friends call me Bleeding Gums. Lisa: Eew, how'd you get a name like that? Bleeding Gums: Well let me put it this way... have you ever been to the dentist? Lisa: Yeah Bleeding Gums: Not me.. Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jaques there? Moe: Who? Bart: Jaques. Last name... strap? Homer: Listen, can you teach me to play like you do? Kid: Uh.. Homer: Oh come on! Kid: I tell you what, I'll do it if you bark like a dog.. Homer: Woof Woof Woof! Kid: You got yourself a deal, Fido.