1F10: Homer And Apu
SEASON FIVE :: 16 Quotes
Customer: This is what I think of your store *scrunches up a twinkie*
Apu: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!
homerapu1.mp3 59kb
Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
Announcer: Brought to you by...
Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
homerapu2.mp3 89kb
Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart!
Kent Brockman: And now, a message from the church of latterday saints!
Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof!
Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me!?
Homer: Shh! Lisa, The dog is barking!
homerapu3.mp3 72kb
Kent Brockman: You have to get in and out in ten minutes, or you will suffer permanent neck damage!
Guy: He's not kidding!
homerapu4.mp3 36kb
Apu: Your head gear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?
Homer: Bee! Ah ah ahhhhhh!!!!
homerapu5.mp3 61kb
Comedian: Yo check this out.. Black guys drive a car like this: doo doo chhh ba doo doo. Yeah but white guys, they just drive a car like this: Badiptdadoo badipta dipta doo!
Homer: Ahahah! It's true!
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Marge: Ooh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you?
Lisa: I can see through time!
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Apu: Good morning sir!
Homer: Whaaaaa!!!
Apu: Relax, please, you do not have anything I have not seen before!.... What the...
Homer: Uh, I.... like to keep a lollypop there.
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Abe: Aaah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning, and made myself a piece of toast... I set the toaster to threeeee, medium brown!
homerapu9.mp3 111kb
James Woods: Okay you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me!?
James Woods: Hey don't.... jerk me around, fella.
homerapu10.mp3 41kb
Lisa: And he tought me how to play the Shanih!
*plays song*
Homer: Uuuh, that's even worse than the album grandpa released.
homerapu11.mp3 50kb
Lisa: They made dad sick-e-mart!
Bart: Lets hurl a brick-e-mart!
Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!
homerapu12.mp3 42kb
Apu: I must go to the head office and appeal my case!
Homer: I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!
homerapu13.mp3 83kb
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because I only need one!
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes...
Homer: Really!
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes...
Homer: You!?
Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes... I hope this has been enlightening to you. Thank you come again.
homerapu14.mp3 107kb
James Woods: Oh yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes.
Apu: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Apu: In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
homerapu15.mp3 89kb
James Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie!
James Woods: Yes...yes.. uh, a movie... yes..
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