9F16: The Front
SEASON FOUR :: 12 Quotes
Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sanborn.
Bart: Steve Bennett.
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Krusty: Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...heheheh-hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
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Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's brain: No, the other secret!
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Marge: Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
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Lisa's brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock'.
Bart's brain: Good ol' `rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh!
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Lisa: Grampa how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Abe: I don't know!
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Homer: Marge, I can't live with this shame anymore. I don't care what it takes. I'm going to overcome this. It'll be like that movie, you know, where that woman skiier fell off the mountain. I think it was called don't fall of the mountain.
Marge: What's your point.
Homer: I am going to ski! I mean graduate from high school.
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Song: They fought, and bit, they fought and fought and bit, fought fought fought, bit bit bit, it was the Itchy & Scratchy show.
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Roger: Hey how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe are you coming?
Abe: Any stairs?
Roger: Just one.
Abe: Nuts to you.
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Dondelinger: Now i'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
Homer: This is not happening!
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Abe: I am not a crackpot.
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Dondelinger: Alright here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
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Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: Knock that off you two it's time for church!
Rod: We're not going to church today!
Ned: What? You give me one good reason!
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Oakily doakily-doo!
Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
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