9F14: Duffless
SEASON FOUR :: 11 Quotes
Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
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Barney: Hey! That looks like Princess Di. Aw, wait, it's just a pile of rags.
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Homer: W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me.
Eddie: Flawless.
Lou: We also would have accepted, "tell me what you think of me."
Eddie: Well, I guess your free to...
Barney: Give him the breathalyzer!
Homer: Huh?
Lou: You're under arrest!
Homer: D'oh!
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Homer: Stupid bicycle, can't believe this. No good rotten.. :rings bell: Hehehe, I guess It's not all bad.
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McClure: Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
Homer: Hehehe, It's funny cause I don't know him.
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Marge: Homey, I'd like you to do something for me.
Homer: You name it.
Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.
Marge: Did you say beer, or deer?
Homer: .... Deer.
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Homer: All right, starting tomorrow no beer for a month. :opens can:
Marge: What was that noise?
Homer: I was saying, "Psssst, I love you."
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Homer: When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.
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Homer: I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
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Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney: But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of --
Moe: Pipe down, rub-a-dub!
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Homer: Raindrops keep falling on my head
Marge: But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Homer/Marge: Lalalalala..
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