8F08: Flaming Moe's
SEASON THREE :: 10 Quotes
Homer: What is it boy? Is anything the matter my son? Talk to me young man..... say your name? Why should I do that my lad?
Bart: Because I'm jinxed dammit! *homer punches him* Ow! What was that for?
Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed so I got to punch you in the arm!
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Homer: Could I get a beer?
Moe: Oh yeah, sure.... oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.
Homer: Aaaaaah!
Moe: Oh I know, I got behind on my beer payment, the distributor cut me off, and I spent my last ten grand on the love tester. *Homer sucks the taps*. It's too late Homer, Barney sucked it dry.
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Homer: It passed the first test...I didn't go blind
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Collette: Barkeep, I couldn't help noticing your sign
Moe: What, the one that says 'Bartenders do it till you barf'?
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Edna: Bart! Are those liquor bottles?
Bart: I brought enough for everybody
Edna: Take those to the teachers lounge! You can have what's left at the end of the day.
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Moe: Well It's hard to say, He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it
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Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Wha? I'm sorry, Homer I couldn't hear you
Homer: I said you just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Huh?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer you're going to have to speak up!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer, Moe!
Moe: I've forced myself to wha?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Yeah you can use it!
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Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen.. according to the Gascromatigraph... the secret ingredient is..... love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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Homer: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaane!....oh, by the way I was being sarcastic
Marge: Well duh!
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Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money
Marge: I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe
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