calls Milhouse a 4 eyes with a big nose When everyone talks
about Milhouse's party, Bart says "What are they talking
Milhouse says "Nuthin'...Hey look at that dog, isn't that something?" When
Marge inroduces herself to Mrs Van Houten, she says "We met in the
hospital when the children drank paint." Milhouse is on the see-saw
all by himself.
8F21 Homer forgets to pick up
Milhouse after the riot at the Spinal Tap Concert.
8F22 Milhouse falls in love with
the new girl at school, Samantha Stankey, which
her father doesn't approve of.
9F02 At the carnival, Milhouse
sees a spookhouse. He goes inside, and a few seconds
later, he comes out in a scouts uniform.
1F01 Milhouse's photo was on the
milk carton before Smithers put the Bobo picture
1F06 When Bart and Milhouse drank
too much squishee, Milhouse got a dirty word shaved
into the back of his head.
1F07 Milhouse realises he is a
nerd when he sees his reflection in Barts new glasses.
1F08 Milhouse gets whacked in
the face by a spinning microphone in Barts Casino.
Milhouse attempts to make more than one cat come
out of a hat, but he cant get the first cat in,
as it keeps attacking his face.
1F14 Milhouse was crippled by
Mr. Burns to inspire the football team. He hopes
they win, becuase Mr. Burns said he'll be back.
1F16 At the auditions to become
Mr. Burns' heir, Milhouse said "I have nothing
to offer you but my love." Mr Burns replies "I
specifically asked no geeks!", and Milhouse
replies "But my mom thinks I'm cool" When
Lisa auditions, Mr. Burns says "No Girls!".
The camera flashes to Milhouse in drag, saying "So
much for plan B!"
1F17 Bart somehow managed to get
Milhouses face on Americas Most Wanted, now the
FBI are chasing him all around Springfield. He
eventually comes to a waterfall, where he is surrounded
by FBI agents, so he jumps down.
1F22 When Bart breaks his leg,
he wants people to sign his cast, but everyone
is interested in the pool. Then Milhouse finally
stops to write something. He writes "Milpool___"
2F02 Jimbo and the gang stick "QUIMBY" bumper
stickers all over Milhouse, and he eventually cannot
move or see. They stick him in a trolley and push
him down a hill.
2F05 Milhouse was chosen to be
the goalie for Apu's ice hockey team. Lisa knocks
his teeth out with the puck, and Marge uses the
teeth to show how dangerous ice hockey can really
2F12 Kirk Van Houten hires Krusty
for Milhouses birthday party. However, this isn't
the real Krusty, it is Homer in a Krusty suit,
and Milhouse cant recognise him.
2F15 In the future when Milhouse
and Lisa are on a date, he cries when Lisa says
she doesn't plan to ever get married.
2F19 Milhouse is so excited when
he learns the school has gone on strike, but when
he gets home, his parents have hired a personal
tutor to teach him at home. This leads him to be
a super nerd.
2F22 Milhouse gets annoyed with
Shelbyville on 2 seperate occasions. Once when
the kids have their bags over one shoulder, and
the other time was when the kids used the word "cool" Milhouse
gets very annoyed and says "Why I could explode
here!" and his face turns red.
3F08 Milhouse is annoyed that
his parents sent him to a phsyciatrist, so he plays
with all these buttons in a plane, making out he
is killing them. He accidentaly pushes the eject
seat button and he goes flying into a big bin.
3F17 Milhouse is having a ball
learning about how crackers are made at the cracker
factory, where Kirk works.
3F21 Homer drives past Milhouse
when he was meant to take him to school. He says "Hey
wait! I'm OK today! My mom brought me deodorant"
3F22 Milhouse impersonates sprinklers
He runs out of the classroom at the start of school
saying "Schools out! Up yours Krabappel!" Milhouse
wont stop fidgeting in the car, so Bart tightens
his straps on the seatbelt. The Dud in the Mystery
Date game looks like Milhouse Homer keeps calling
Milhouse "poindexter" Milhouse signs
Lisas' yearbook saying "See you in the car,
3G01 Milhouse plays the "Waterworld" game,
which costs heaps of money. The game ends up lasting
two baby steps and the machine tells him to deposit
the same amount of money. Instead of running off,
like any normal human would do, he deposits the
3G02 In the past, it shows Homer
and Marge having a meeting with a psychiatrist.
He explains that Bart can't get along in the new
school because of his homosexual tendancies. Marge
says "BARTS GAY!?!?" and the man says, "Bart?
oh sorry, I've got the wrong file". The file
reads "Milhouse Van Houten" Milhouse
has to drink Soy Milk, plain milk could kill him
Milhouse laughs at Barts fart noises and Milk comes
out of his nose
3G03 Milhouse is seen playing
Cowboys and Indians. Milhouse is the cowboy, and
a long ball of Marges' hair comes flying past him.
3G04 Milhouse gets an earring,
which leads everyone in the class to get one. He
also reveals he thinks Marge is hot.
CLASS: Lisa Loves Nelson
MILHOUSE: She Does Not!
CLASS: Milhouse loves Lisa
JANEY: He Does Not!
CLASS: Janey loves Milhouse
UTER: She Does Not!
CLASS: Uter loves Milhouse
MR LARGO: Nobody loves Milhouse, Lisa you've got detention! Milhouse
likes Vaseline on toast
When Milhouse hears that Lisa likes Nelson, he asks what she thinks about
him. Lisa says that Milhouse is more like a big sister to her, so she
gets him to deliver a letter to Nelson. The letter says "Guess who
likes you" and when Nelson turns around, Milhouse is winking at
him. The next time we see Milhouse, he is being wheeled out of the school
on a medical bed.
4F04 Kirk and Luanne split up,
which turns Kirk into a wreck, and Luanna starts
dating an American Gladiator. Milhouse gets treated
better by his mother.
4F05 Homer says that Milhouse
is one of those nerdy kids your son brings home
and makes you talk to him.
4F09 Bart gets Milhouse to cheat
in Pin the tale on the donkey, but Bart leads him
into a cactus. He stops before the cactus and throws
up in the bouncy castle. Principal Skinner swaps
Barts report with Milhouses to bribe him into not
telling the kids about Edna and Seymours relationship.
4F12 Nelson plays around with
Milhouses voting switch Milhouse thinks you should
win stuff by watching Itchy and Scratchy.
4F16 Milhouse reminds Bart of
a time when Santas Little Helper ate his fish,
and Bart said he never had a fish. "But why
did I have the bowl bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
4F19 Milhouse is worried about
the danger signs on the platform Bart and himself
are swinging on. Bart throws them out the window,
whych makes him feel better. Milhouse was night
watchman for the factory, it fell down while he
was watching it.
4F24 Milhouse admits that he has
5F01 At the riot at the soccer
game, it shows Nelson bending Milhouses leg back
and fourth with him in pain. Bart uses the gun
on Milhouse for a William Tell scene. Milhouse
starts making dinner for Homer
5F02 THE HOMEGA MAN: Kirk Van
Houten is the dead guy in the car in front of Homer.
5F03 Milhouse keeps kicking Bart
in the groind to test if his cup was working. Milhouse
made the team but is a wimp. When Bart tries to
throw the ball to him, he says "Please Bart!
No!!" When Homer cuts Bart off the team, he
says "You too Milhouse," and Milhouse
shouts "YEAH" while ripping the cup out
from his pants.
5F06 Kirks arm gets chopped off
in Snakes trap for Homer.
5F11 Milhouses Grapefruit causes
the Bus to fly off the edge of a bridge. Milhouse
eats all of the food, and continuously says there
is a monster on the island.
5F14 Milhouse was in the photo
booth taking a photo of his chest and his muscles.
5F15 Milhouse is the reporter
on the Kidz Newz program in which he tells people
what to do if they have wet the bed. He sounds
like he has had experience with it himself.
5F24 Milhouse appears in the "Springfield