5F07: Miracle On Evergreen Terrace
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Homer: Attention shoppers, register nine is now open for your shopping convenience...sorry these are for display only, this has been recalled, ooh, Bart would like this! We're outta these
Lady: Out, but i jus...
Homer: Register nine is now closed....heheheee
Lisa: Bart, did you hear that?
Bart: Could it be?
:Homers reindeer fall off the roof:
Homer: (falls) Nyaaaaah!
Bart: Its Craptacular!
Bart: 12 glasses of water, that'll wake me up nice and early. Then I'll have a big head start on opening presents. Pure genius
Bart: Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff, I promise not to do anything bad between now, and when I wake up, amen. :hits his elbow on bed side: Ow! I'll kill you!
Marge: Huuuh! What happened?
Homer: Wha...ti..wi..lo....where's Christmas? Lisa, where's Christmas?
Marge: Looks like the Flanders are having a good Christmas
Homer: Oh yeah, we'll show im. C'mon kids, pretend we got new cross country ski's!
Milhouse: Hey look what I got, Bart, a Tickle Me Krusty!
Doll: (Krusty laugh) Hey kid, get your finger outta there!
(Homer throws a snowball at him)
Barney: Hey Homer, look, your house is on TV
Homer: You take that back Barney
Orphan: Your story made everyone at the Orphanage sooo saad. We wan't you to have this dollar we were saving.
Bart: Please, I don't deserve this!