9F09: Homer's Triple Bypass
SEASON FOUR :: 13 Quotes
Song: Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops
bypass1.mp3
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
bypass2.mp3
Homer: Ooh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! Aw, there's a bug in it.
Marge: No there isn't.
Homer: Trust me.
[starts eating bacon]
Bart: Dad, there's a bug on that.
Homer: Meeh.
bypass3.mp3
Burns: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! :cackles evily: There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Burns: Damn their oily hides!
bypass4.mp3
Homer: :Homer's voice breaks while he's singing:
bypass5.mp3
Hibbert: I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards of $30,000.
Homer: Aaarrrggh! [collapses]
Hibbert: I'm afraid it's now $40,000.
bypass6.mp3
Dr. Nick: Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain!
bypass7.mp3
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.
bypass8.mp3
Homer: Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
bypass9.mp3
Homer: Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
bypass10.mp3
Homer: And Lisa...
Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you...
Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: ...that you're adopted and I don't like you..... BART!
bypass11.mp3
Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
Barney: How long has it been?
Moe: Six seconds.
Barney: Do we have to start over?
Moe: Hell no.
bypass12.mp3
Dr. Nick: The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
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