8F23: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
SEASON THREE :: 18 Quotes
Guy: This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank!
Homer: Go to hell!
Livingroom Olympics: Bart plays pole vault in the living room and breaks the couch.
Announcer: Except for huge gaps in the western states, Hands Across America was a complete sucess
Simpsons/Flanders: Haaaands across Americaaaaaa
Homer: You're going back where you came from...the curb in front of Flanders house
Herb: Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime...how do I thank you?
Lady: Please don't hurt me!
Mr. Burns: Explains the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Lisa: This award is the biggest crock I ever saw
Bart: What about the emmies?
Lisa: I stand corrected
Homer: I miss my couch
Wrestler: I know how you feel, you lost the couch, I lost the heavyweight championships
Homer: Pfft. Heavyweight Championship, there's like, three of those!
Herb: *Rings the Flanders doorbell*
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house
Flanders: That's where you're wrong, friend!
Homer: Gives Herb Powell the grand tour of the house, and discovers a light switch that activates Xmas lights from 1984
Herb: Aw, that's all I got!
Homer: Broke again eh Herb? Just like in real life. I guess you're just not much of a businessman
Herb: *punches him in the head*
Herbs Invention: Herb shows the family a bird drinking water before he unveals his project, which Homer thinks is the best invention in the world
Herb: Okay, what could you be trying to say? There's nothing downstairs, she just took a nap..... 'I wanna suck your nose?!'
Herb: Tries to figure out what Maggie is thinking, but then Maggie throws up in his face
Maggie: Blablueeeh (I have soiled myself... how embarrassing)
Frink: This radio controlled plane gives your baby the chance to fly, just like my son here, he can execute the barrel roll, loopy loop, and bring it in for the perfect landing *smash*. Oh dear... my wife is going to kill me
Baby: -- I only want to eat candy
Lady: Then that's all you'll get
Baby 2: -- This leash demeans us both
Herb: Maggie...who brought me my fortune. I'll give you anything you want in the world
Maggie: -- I want what the dog's eating
Herb: I'll get you something nice