BABF12: Pygmoelian
SEASON ELEVEN :: 13 Quotes
Guy In Duff Suit: Drink Duff! :silent: ..responsively. Drink Duff! :silent: ..responsively.
pygmoelian1.mp3 32kb
Duffman: Duff beer is brewed from hops, barley, and sparkling clear mountain... what?
Titania: Goat!
Duffman: Eh.. close enough!
Homer: Aah! You can really taste the goat!
pygmoelian2.mp3 97kb
Titania: Eew! You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things! Oh Yeah!
pygmoelian3.mp3 61kb
Marge: Kids, would you like a balloon?
Bart: Yeah right mom, then I'd like a rattle and a wowwypop... actually I would like a wowwypop.
Lisa: Those balloons won't biodegrade for ten thousand years! And if Bart gets a wowwypop I want a wowwypop.
pygmoelian4.mp3 99kb
Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald and fat?
pygmoelian5.mp3 58kb
Moe: Plastic surgery huh? Maybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser.
Carl: I dunno, plastic surgery might make you look good on the outside but you still might feel bad on the inside.
Moe: But I'd look good on the outside, right?
Carl: Yeah, but you'd feel bad on the inside.
Moe: Plastic surgery it is!
pygmoelian6.mp3 117kb
Bart: Okay, don't panic. I'll get the bikes!
Lisa: I hope they're hover bikes..
Bart: Oh man that would be so awesome!
pygmoelian7.mp3 49kb
Nurse: Oh boy, what a mug!
Doctor: Yeh, you should see his genitals, would you like to see them?
Moe: I'm awake here.
Doctor: Hey this isn't anisthetic it's new car smell.
pygmoelian8.mp3 92kb
Moe: Homer, did you hear that? She called me handsome! Me! It's like I've gone to heaven. Wait a minute.. I died on the operating table didn't I?
Homer: Hehe, yeah but just for a minute. It's a funny story, I'll tell you some time.
pygmoelian9.mp3 90kb
Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H20. Oh Yeah!
Moe: Hey Duffman, lets see how you like a sticker on your face!
Duffman: Duffman, can't breathe. Oh no! Oh!
pygmoelian10.mp3 105kb
Moe: I'd been called ugly, pug ugly, phugly, pug phugly, but never ugly ugly.
pygmoelian11.mp3 39kb
Moe: Why who are you?
Homer: I'm an angel from the future!
Lady: Angel?
Guy: What the F<beep>dge!
pygmoelian12.mp3 58kb
Moe: Well I guess that wraps it up, hey there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no.. :episode ends:
pygmoelian13.mp3 108kb |
