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SEASON ELEVEN :: 15 Quotes
[ The school band plays 'Stars And Stripes Forever' ]
saddle1.mp3    156kb 

Lisa: Do you really think we can win playing "Stars and Stripes Forever?" It's so beginner band, and we're advanced beginner band.
Ralph: This is band?
saddle2.mp3    51kb 

Nelson: :singing: Ya ha ha, he he he, Little brown jug how I love thee!
Mr. Largo: Oh! Stop with your devil music!
saddle3.mp3    45kb
Man: Folks, how often have you opened the morning paper only to have the rubber band fly off and hit you right in the eye?
Marge: Never. But it's my number one concern.
saddle4.mp3    58kb
Turner: Be sure to stick around for the battle of the elementary school bands.
Homer: Ohhh.
Marge: Homer, Lisa's in that!
Homer: I stand by my disappointed groan.
saddle5.mp3    58kb
Lisa: I can't believe those idiot judges were impressed by
glowing plastic tubes.
Homer: Look Lisa! It glows. Ooooh!
saddle6.mp3    60kb
Marge: Let's forget about the band contest and just have fun at the state fair!
Lisa: You mean state un-fair!
Marge: Yeah, right. That's what I meant Lisa. State un-fair.
Bart: Zing!
saddle7.mp3    77kb 
Chief Wiggum: This is clearly a case of animal cruelty. Uh, do you have a permit for that?
Barker: No problem, sir, it's in my car. :drives off:
saddle8.mp3    70kb 
Marge: Should the Simpsons get a horse?
Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart, with hilarious consequences.
Homer: Anybody care what this guy thinks?
Crowd: No!
saddle9.mp3    96kb 
Homer: Cheer up, son. I thought you looked damn good out there. Oh, wait, you were number five? You, you stink! ... Damn good.
saddle10.mp3    82kb 
Lisa: Mom, I think you might be developing a gambling problem.
Comic Book Guy: Hey, I'm watching you.
saddle11.mp3    31kb 
Nelson: Oh, man, that horse don't take no guff from nobody.
Jimbo: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-- :he is beaten up by Jimbo & Keaney:
saddle12.mp3    42kb
Homer: Alright. We'll give it a shot! I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
Bart: Huh?
Homer: I mean.. I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
saddle13.mp3    54kb 
Bill Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.
saddle14.mp3    125kb 

Comic Book Guy: :over Gracie music: Worst Episode Ever!
saddle15.mp3    25kb 

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