7G08: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
SEASON ONE :: 13 Quotes
Girl: Froehliche Weihnachten, that's German for Merry Christmas.
In Germany, Santa's servants give presents to good children, and whipping rods to the parents of bad ones
Marge: He sings like an angel!
Bart: Oooooh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile broke its wheel and the Joker got away
Bart: There's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name isn't Santa
Patty: Hello Marge, it's Patty, Selma and I couldnt be more excited about seing our baby sister for Christmas Eve
Marge: Well, Homer and I are looking forward to your visit too.
Homer: ack ack ack
Patty: Somehow I doubt that Homer's excited
Bart: One 'mother' please
Guy: Wait a minute, how old are you?
Bart: Twenty one, sir
Guy: Get in the chair
Bart: Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it!
Homer: That just leaves little Maggie... oooh look, a little chewy toy! It says it's for dogs... but she can't read
Homer: Um... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid.... Donna Dixon?
Selma: Why is there a bird house in it?
Homer: Um... that's an ornament
Milhouse: Get a load of that quote, unquote Santa
Kid: I can't beleive those kids are falling for it.
Bart: Hey Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap!
Milhouse: Ah yeah, well I dare you to yank his beard off.
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin, man?
Homer: What's your name Bart...ner, uh, little partner...
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Homer: I'm jolly old St. Nick!
Bart: Oh yeah, we'll just see about that!
Bart: Ah, come on, dad, this could be the miracle that saves The Simpsons christmas! If TV has taught me anything, its that miracles always happens to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!
Bart: That is impossible, I guess TV has betrayed me!
Homer: I don't wanna leave till our dog finishes.................................. ah forget it, lets go.